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Celebrate Chris Mueller with a Sexy T-Shirt

Money Badger shirts are here! Show your love for the Orlando City attacker.

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It’s time to celebrate Orlando City attacking midfielder/winger/forward Chris Mueller. And what better way to do it than with clothing? Now you can wrap your flesh in the awesomeness that is Cash.

We’re four games into a weirdly pandemic-altered season and it’s quickly becoming clear that it’s the Money Badger’s world. We’re just living in it. Mueller has scored four goals in four games and is already just one shy of his career high for a season. His 12 shots through four games is more than a quarter of the way to his career high of 40. Both of those marks were set last season in 29 appearances. Mueller looks like a man on the mission to shatter all of his personal bests.

His heroics on Tuesday in the opening 10 minutes set the tone for a knockout round-clinching 3-1 win over New York City FC and the Pigeons were never able to fully recover from Mueller’s early haymakers. Only a crossbar stood between Cash Money and his first career hat trick in a tour de force performance.

A fan favorite since his arrival in Orlando due to his unstoppable motor, positive attitude, and super-long knee slides, Mueller is deserving of his own shirt. So, here it is. We present to you the Ca$h Money Mueller t-shirt in all of its purple glory.

Mueller’s likeness in one of his iconic poses appears as if on its own denomination of legal tender. It should be. Maybe a new $3 bill can be created to commemorate Mueller’s contributions to the Lions earning three points in each of Orlando City’s first couple of MLS is Back Tournament matches. Or perhaps a $9 bill to honor his shirt number. In the design, Mueller is surrounded by the words “CA$H MONEY MUELLER,” and his most fun nickname, “Money Badger,” appears below him — you know, in the place where the president’s name goes.

Order your shirt today and show your love for Orlando’s very own Energizer bunny. Cash is currency!