Orlando City players are celebrities in their own right, playing soccer on ESPN and Fox Sports in front of jam-packed stadiums every week. But doesn't everyone wonder who their celebrity lookalike is?
It's obviously been a rough couple weeks for fans and players alike, so I wanted to try and keep things a little bit lighthearted with my column this week.
In that pursuit, I've put together the definitive list of doppelgangers for a few of your favorite Lions! Enjoy!
1. Brek Shea and...
Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones)!
Winter is coming! Wait, no it's not, but you have to admit that the similarities here are uncanny. Wispy blonde hair atop a pale complexion masks the strength and courage of a fearless warrior. Both have had their fair share of struggles in their respective careers, but both are at their best right now.
2. Harrison Heath and...
Sorry, HH, but this had to be done. I legitimately had to double check this picture to make sure this wasn't just the Biebs mean muggin in an Orlando City jersey.
In all seriousness though, do you correct anyone when girls start to swarm you at the club? No way, right? Just drop a few lines from "Baby" and live the Bieber life.
3. Kaká and...
Of course, the best player in the league also looks like the sexiest actor of a generation. Look at those 'brows! And just a hint of five o'clock shadow. *swoon*
And Clooney's so talented too! Smirking, charming con-man; smirking, charming prison escapee; smirking, charming astronaut. The guy has no limits as an actor!
4. Tony Cascio and...
I admit, I'm not the first person to see this one. Doesn't make it any less awesome though!
5. Bryan Rochez and...
Tyler James Williams (The Walking Dead)!
Here's Noah from The Walking Dead and striker Bryan Rochez. This brings up a great article topic for next week: "Which Orlando City Player Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"
6. Cyle Larin and...
Bernie Mac! (RIP)
I don't know why, but this one kills me.
7. Head Coach Adrian Heath and...
I'm never getting another interview again, am I...? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thoughts on the lookalikes? Who did I miss? Leave your own doppelganger pictures in the comment section, and if it's good, we'll give you a shout-out on twitter!